Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you’re considering love advice from your mother?
Most of us will probably say no way, but what if you had a mom who really knew her stuff and was somewhat of a love guru? Okay, I’m not a guru, but I’ve got some practical advice on “how to get a date” that are dying to be shared. These tips are not just theoretical; they’re tried and tested in the real world….. NOT
My son, bless his heart, has his eye on two different girls and is working up the nerve to ask one of them out on a date. So when he tells me this, I automatically think it’s a hint and he secretly wants my advice.
It turns out I was wrong, but let’s continue.
Storytime
After yelling and freezing our buns off at our son’s Spring football game, my husband and I head back to our hotel room while we wait for our son to shower and change for dinner.
We laughed and had a jolly ole time at dinner and then headed back to the hotel. That’s when I gave the best tips on how to get a girl to notice you.
How to get a girl~ PICK UP LINES
- Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I think I need to take you out
- Your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all semester
- Are you WIFI? Because I feel a connection
Okay, clearly, I was joking about these pickup lines. But hey, a little humor can go a long way in breaking the ice, right?

But I did tell him to be polite, show confidence, and only date one girl at a time. I also told him to make sure he treats her the way he would want a guy to treat his sisters.
And if she turns you down when you ask her out, it’s important to respect her decision and move on. Remember, there’s no need to look desperate by circling back.
Doing so might make you appear clingy or even disrespectful of her feelings.
So if you are like my son and looking for a date, just be chill and simply ask the girl out!
You could have chosen any blog to read, but you chose mine, and I’m honored!
~Belladonna~


Nice pick up lines 😅
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Solid advice for your son, Mother Bella and a little humor can go a long way yes!
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I hope he takes these very wise tips from you.
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I have a great feeling that one day my son will be a great husband and father. But for now solo is best 🤣🤣 21 year old college athletes are clueless!
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Very true.
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This made me smile and took me back to my son’s dating years. He never told me anything, but I always knew when a female presence was in his life by the big smile he walked around with.
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Oh yes that beautiful devious little smile 🤨😊
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Great sense of humor that no doubt made him laugh! Good advice, Mama!
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🤣🤣 yes he laughed and said no way those lines work!
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Are you my wisdom teeth? Hilarious, she might crack up laughing and say yes 😉
I can’t imagine a son of yours to treat a girl without respect. He has a good example in his father, does he not? ❤
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My son was so over my pick up lines 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes he does have a great example but I still want to make sure she is treated with respect or I’m coming for him! 🤨
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Good for the young ladies! And it will make sure that he gets a good one 😉
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Wonderful pick up lines, Belladonna. 🤣🤣🤣. Love this!💕
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 he will remain single if uses this! Poor thing🤣
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💕🤣🤣🤣💕
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😂😂
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Nice post 🙏🎸
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Thank you 😊
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I was wrong … Let’s continue on (LOLOLOL) !!!! & #3 (Hahaha) !!!! Your son had to by dying laughing; he’s so lucky to have you!!! 😀
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🤣🤣🤣I’m like well this is awkward 😬 sooo let’s continue 🤣
Thank you, my kids know I’m so unserious and they are the same way.
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Makes the serious moments in life easier to talk about / with – and mom does know best !!! ❤ !!!
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Okay, this is hysterical! You are the best mom, he’s a lucky son. Hugs, C
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know my kids think I’m a loon but they keep coming to me for advice!
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Great pick up lines! 😀
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Girlll🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣 Enjoy your weekend sis!
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You too!!!
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Great pick 💯
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Thank you 😂
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Lol 😂😂😂😂 not the pick up lines, B. Love the post, great dating advice, loved the humor, it made my night. ❤️✨😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Gabrielle! Trying help my son out with some smooth lines 🤣🤣
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Lol 😂😂😂😂 love it!!! Best Mom Ever!!!! ❤️✨
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LOL thank you beautiful!!! My kids know I’m always down for a good laugh.
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Lol you’re welcome 🤗 my Mom is the same way 😂
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I continue mating my head against the wall but this was an awesome try!
My boy is my girl 😱
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🧐 lol
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Nice pick up lines! I wish someone had shared these tips with me when I was younger.😊
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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