Below is the line I want to say to clients, but instead, I smile. My insides may be booking, but with prayer and a bottle of wine, I am able to hold myself together.
My Line: You got me messed up!
Please share a line that you want to use, but you know it may not end well if you do. I’m ready to laugh, so bring it.
You could have chosen any blog to read, but you chose mine, and I’m honored!
~Belladonna~
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You know you play Tooooo Much!!
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LOLOLOLOL
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What is up with Trumps hair?
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Bahahhahahaha! That dry mess on his head looks like it will catch fire.
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What color is the sky in your world? I think this when someone is so out there that they’re making zero sense.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL that is a good one!!!!!!!!
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Did your mother have any children that lived?
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Just to be clear, that’s the line. I am NOT saying that to you! 🤣
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LOLOLOLOL I know, you are hilarious Jeff. And I loved that line.
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LOLOLOL that’s a good one. but the way some people act I don’t know how they survived living with parents. Some folks are so rude!
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Oh,my go-to that always pops up in my head is, “I’m not the one or the two.” LOL! I have to remember to stay professional. LOL!
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LOLOLOLOL girl I say that to my kids all the time. I wish I could use that in clients.
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I also love, “You got the right one today!” 😆🤣😂
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In fact you are the not the right one! LOL
That one is my favorite to use.
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My most common inner held line is “Not in my world”💕
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Right!!!! LOLOLOLL that’s a good one
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💕🤣💕
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“it is what it is”
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What is the worst that could happen?
I have to bring myself down to earth sometimes with that sentence.
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Oh I love this one! This line makes you want to go for it and throw caution aside.
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It is actually the sentence I kept anxiety attacks at bay with, when I was younger. 😉 ❤ I like your idea better!
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Love all the answers, Belladonna ❤ but I can't say anything except roll my eyes hard and take one of those long but loud deep breaths … sometimes a good stare down works (Hahaha). A polite one ~ That tone won't work on me! Oh and if that doesn't work, ignore what they said entirely and steamroll on (lol)! Love ya and keep laughing, just not in their face or do!!! 😀
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LOLOLOLOLOL you are awesome!!! I love your personality so much. The eye roll is so me and try hard to fight it but my eyes do what they want. LOL
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They give it away and also help roll things back in … lol, more is said without words! Hahaha … Love your vibrant energy and hilarious swagger, you inspire 😀 ~ ❤
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Girl, no you didn’t go all NeNe Leakes on us! LMAO! 🤣😝😂
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I love that crazy acting lady. LOL
the cracks me up.
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Gurllll, me too!!! 😂😝😲😜🤣
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New day, same story. Next.. 😉
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LOLOLOL you are a mess and I love it!
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I just smile and nod… but in my head, I’m flipping tables like Jesus in the temple!
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bahahahahhahahaha!!!!!! I needed tis laugh!!
I know just how you feel!
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Be with you!
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Love it!
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You’re so fake, but yet I smile for your sake! ✌🏾
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LOLOLOLOL ain’t that about it. Might as well just smile and keep it moving.
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😊
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mine would go something like~ Ehhhhh there’s not much you can do about it….
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Great line and how true that is at times.
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