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Love and Marriage

So, as I sat there, I thought to myself, I will cut you to the white meat. That was the first thought that entered my mind as he ran out of the room!

Okay, let me start from the beginning.

Dinner was cooked, the house was cleaned, laundry was done, work was completed, and the workout was DONE. Now it’s time for me to run an eucalyptus Epson salt bath with bubbles and candles.

I’m in my happy place and resting these achy bones!

And then, out of nowhere, in walks Mr. Talkative, AKA my husband. He asked, “Can I turn off the podcast you’re listening to so I can tell you something funny?”.

I said, “Sure”.

He reached out his hand, and I should have bit him then, but I chose to be calm. He proceeds to pause my podcast and tell his story in his usual hyper, loud fashion. His gift of storytelling is something to be seen. His hands are flying all over the place; he’s reenacting events, and as always, his constant moving around made me want to yell, “GET OUT, THIS DUMB STORY CAN WAIT!

But I love him, so I kept that frustrated feeling to myself!

We finally reached the end of his story, and I heard my daughter call his name. He yelled down to her, “Oh, rewind what I missed, and I’m coming right down.”

And just like that, he ran out without turning my podcast back on!

So there I sat, far from my device, with no husband in sight to push play. Yes, I could have sat up and entered the cold breeze to hit play. But the comfort of the hot water held me captive. 

But now that I’m out, WATCH OUT BUDDY OLE PAL!

You could have chosen any blog to read, but you chose mine, and I’m honored!

~Belladonna~

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  10. Oh no girlfriend, not interrupting the hot eucalyptus Epson salt bath with bubbles and candles! 😲🛀🏻🤷🏻‍♀️ Oh no he did-ent! All I want to know is was the story funny? Interrupting a relaxing bath is sacrilegious! 😝 Tell homeboy don’t do that again! 😂😜🤣

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