Baddest Bitch In The Room

My name is Kelli and I have been through things that a weak woman could never survive. I’ve been raped, beaten, thrown away like yesterday’s trash but yet I rise.

I have been told the word no more times than I can count

I’ve been told girl you could neva

You’re not strong enough

You’re not brave enough

Your nose is too big

Your butt is too big

You’re not smart enough

But yet I rise

My name is Kelli and I can outwork you in any physical activity of your choice, I have become exactly what I had in mind.

I own a business that is growing quickly before my eyes

I love to love and get it back in return

I would give you the shirt off my back and I have

I would give you my last dollar and I have

I’m a hawk eye

I’m a dancer

I’m the best fuckin fitness coach

I bleed positive energy

I workout for an hour and half everyday

My thighs could break your neck

My fist can shatter your nose

I can whip you up a meal that’ll have you coming back for more

I am



158 pounds

Wife for 19 1/2 years

Mom of 3


I’m the baddest bitch in the room!

You could have chosen any blog to read but you chose mine and I’m honored!




16 Replies to “Baddest Bitch In The Room”

  1. I found your blog through Pooja, and I am so glad I did. This post helped lift me up when I needed it. I turn Dirty 30 on Wednesday. April Fools is a tough day to be born on, I have been treated like a fool a lot in my life. Screw it all- I am now living my life, starting my own blog, and my own brand. Thank you so much for your upbeat, badass, confidence. The world needs more of you.

    1. OMG!!!!! I am in tears right now! Thank you so much and I appreciate you so much 💗💗💗
      I needed this today.
      I pray that you have the best birthday. 30 is a great age to be. Stepping into your truth and becoming everything you have ever wanted to be. I look forward to seeing you reach all of your goals😍😍😍 DON’T STOP!!!!

      1. I am really touched by your reply! I look forward to reading more of your blog posts- maybe in the future we could do a collaboration together?!

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