One monkey don’t stop no show

That feels strange to say, but it's my truth, and I would rather admit it, face it, and deal with it than pretend that I don't think that way.

Love is always on the table

If you choose to gain her attention by suddenly and gently approaching her, she will politely say in her alpha female tone, "excuse me, I need to move around you." She knows that you want to talk to her, but she doesn't have to reciprocate that to everyone. A confident woman isn't desperate, and she values her time enough to be picky with whom she shares it.

Shit happens

After my shock wore off, I looked at him and said, "Okay, what do I need to do so we can take care of this?"