If Monday was a person, and you had to describe him/her in one word, what would it be?
If you have been on my blog long enough, you know I genuinely love Mondays Hello Monday You Sexy Thing. However, I have those rare Mondays when I feel robbed of a long, relaxing weekend. For some reason, this was one of those weekends.
Mondays offer a fresh new face for the week filled with endless possibilities. But today, I feel like a dump truck ran me over and then backed up so that they could proceed to run me over once again. So with that being said, I will pick my face up off the pavement and smush it back together, then get some work done!
Without further ado, If Monday was a person and I had to describe her in one word, that word would be BULLY.
: a blustering, browbeating person
especially : one who is habitually cruel, insulting, or threatening to others who are weaker, smaller, or in some way vulnerable
tormented by the neighborhood bully
: a hired ruffian
Monday knows good and damn well I am smaller and weaker than her, but yet she continues to push me around. She is pulling my hair, calling me names, and giving me the side eye. But she doesn’t know that I will come for her once I drink my coffee and do my weight training.
I might not be as big as her, but she will not knock me out like she desperately wants to. She might have knocked me down when I first opened my eyes and stepped my toes on the floor, but she will never knock me out!
I’ve got this, and so do you!
Let’s give this day our all and set the tone for a fabulous week.
You could have chosen any blog to read, but you chose mine, and I’m honored!
68 Replies to “If Monday was a person”
I am with you on the definition of Monday! No doubt about it. Monday beats one up, like a bully.
Right!!!! Sometimes it gets ya where it hurts.
Today Monday is indecisive
Oh I feel that!
My Monday is blurry…
Oh no I sure hope you feel better.
Thanks, I think I might have a sinus infection 😞
On no! I sure hope you feel better.
Belladonna, I am rolling on the floor, LMAO and thinking about you cussing Monday out! 😂😜🤣 Now I was too done with this:
“Monday knows good and damn well I am smaller and weaker than her, but yet she continues to push me around. She is pulling my hair, calling me names, and giving me the side eye.”
Oh nooooooo…not the side eye! 🤪👀😵 Girl, you are too much!!!
My Monday is precocious! Hugs, C
Interesting!!! I want to hear more.
Wow! Amazing post! Agree with you dear Beladonna.
My Monday brings to me the opportunity for star again, trying to do the best…
Thank’s for share! Have a lovely Monday!
Well said and love your attitude.
Thank’s dear Belladonna for your kindness and warm words.
Sorry didn’t mean the laughing emoji 🤦🏽♀️
Please don’t worry be happy🙏😊
Monday is now my footstool; but she used to be my boss in the past
Haha this was a hilarious post to read – I love your determination and dedication Belladonna & the lightheartedness you bring to some heavy days too :))) I totally trust you got this!! And sending you gentle compassionate love for everywhere you can use it. I cannot say it better than you : Mondays offer a fresh new face for the week filled with endless possibilities. Yes, you got this!
LOLOL! I appreciate you so much. Monday showed up so rudely but sshee lightened up. as the day went on.
I try to laugh at myself and trust me I do it often. I’m a mess but in a good way…. I think. LOL
I love it :))) Its not Me, it’s how Monday is!! :))) Glad she lightened up!
You are lovely in all and every way 🙂
Thank you 😊😊😊 yes she lightened up 🙌🏽
My monday is bad
Oh no I hope it turned around for you.
I used to hate it when I worked in a massive hospital how everyone whinged about Monday. Problem was, as it was a 24/7 place with thousands working there, “Monday” was a very subjective term, and every day was cause for someone to whinge. I stopped using the lifts as that was where one of the 7 days of the week was predictably attacked in a template
Oh my goodness!
Negative thinking or positive thinking… each has nothing to do with intelligence. A lot of people think that being negative is akin to being intelligent 🤔 🤣
No it doesn’t have anything to with intelligence .. that’s for sure.
My word for Mondays is usually B*tch, but today it was just BUSY!! At least the nephrologist is out of the way for 4 more months! 🧗♀️🧘♀️🤸😘
LOLOL! Monday can definitely be that.
Cheers to only four more to go. I hope you are feeling great!
I am, except my bp is still high. I have to start taking it every day again and keeping a diary of my readings. No big deal. ☺️
Oh good! That will definitely go down. Journaling helps a lot. I do the same and it helps me so much.
Good to hear!! I hope it works!
😂 I cannot help but laugh at this breakdown of Monday as a person because oh, how I can relate to this! 😂
LOLOLOL Layla she woke me up with a punch!
What an interesting way to describe Monday! Mondays are usually super busy for me.
LOL! Yes super busy
Belladonna, your sense of humor rocks and the way you write had me laughing loudly! You are truly a character and I absolutely love the way you show who you are!!! You go and tell Monday to leave you alone and the way you did so, had me roaring!!
LOLOLOL Thank you so much AmyRose I appreciate you so much. You made my day!!
Hope your day got better as it progressed.
It turned out to be a great day. Thank you Sadje
Mondays…always good, almost…and if Monday starts good, the rest of the week follows….
I agree completely!
Hope you showed your Monday whose boss. 💪🏽 I am sure you did! Monday is a wrap and tomorrow is a new day. 😅
It started off rocky but it turned around. LOL
I am glad to hear it. Hope it’s smooth sailing the rest of the week! ⛵
Thank you Michele!💖💖
You are welcome, Belladonna. 💗
I’ll need to have a talk with Monday to leave you alone. Be well, my sweet
Yes please talk to her! LOL
I loved that 1980’s song titled “Just Another Manic Monday” with the lyrics “Wish it was Sunday- that’s my fun day” sung by the female group The Bangles and written by the one and only Prince.
I define Monday as Fresh and New as it begins another usual week that has not yet been written by us to be filled then completed.
Yes Monday is fresh and new!
This is just too funny, and I have to agree with you! Cheers to Fridays! Another writing prompt perhaps? 🙂
😂😂Thank you! Yes cheers to Friday.
Does anyone else think he looks like a psycho version of the chesire cat in this photo? Or is it just me?
Some Mondays be like that 😩 Hope the rest of the week goes better for you!
Thank you girl! Monday turned around 😍
Oh good, glad it got better! 😊