10~PATHETIC~ Pick Up Lines

Seeing a man hit on a woman with the corniest lines a pathetic sight. But, I’m always thinking, please fall into a deep hole and make room for decent human beings.

That said, here are 10 that were told to me in 2022, and I pray that this year God will help these pathetic goofs get it together.

  1. I was supposed to meet you today
  2. Are you married?
  3. Yes, but are you happy?
  4. Do you have room for another friend in your life
  5. Why would your man get mad because we want to be friends
  6. You look like you like beautiful things
  7. I have my own business, and I’m a millionaire
  8. Let me buy you anything you want out of this mall
  9. I have 3 Bentleys
  10. I own multiple properties all around the world

I’m always baffled that men think these lines should work and get the woman they are gunning for.

The other day I was coming out of the grocery store, and nine lines on my hit list were said to me, and I did something that I never do.

I listened…

And internally, I laughed and couldn’t wait to get home and laugh about this character with my husband.

At one point in our conversation, he actually started to speak in tongues. When he was done, he said, “God told me that people around you told you not to marry your husband.”

I said, nope… that was never told to me!

He said, “well, someone should’ve told you that because he isn’t the man you were supposed to marry.”

At that point, I was done with the conversation because he crossed the line by talking about my husband, and I knew he would attempt to bash him. Plus, I was plain ole bored.

I looked at my watch and saw that I had wasted 10 minutes that I would never get back.

Never again!

You could have chosen any blog to read, but you chose mine, and I’m honored.


58 Replies to “10~PATHETIC~ Pick Up Lines”

  1. Excellent, dear Bella. These guys hit on me on Facebook and Instagram as well. Can you believe that a 22 year old guy had the nerve to tell me, he had sexual fantasies about me? ‘I wanted to give him a sound thrashing. After being married to an abusive bastard for 15 years, I have actually started hating men. ‘I know not all men are bad but they are not helping their gender by thinking of women as sexual objects and their sole purpose is to satisfy men in bed and spoon feed them. Gosh! Look at me. Sorry, dear! You had to go through all that crap. ❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊❤

    1. Apaarna I totally get you and these losers are making all men looking like sex craved fools. I try to convince my daughter that there are alot of good men out there. But social media is loaded with some questionable males.
      This guy who approached looked like he skipped out on bathing for a week! LOL

  2. Some of these men!!! The audacity. It’s like they can’t buy a WHOLE clue–they have trouble reading the room or picking up on the vibe women give them when they’re not interested. It kills me. Lol.

  3. OMG…not the speaking in tongues bit! 😂😲🤣 LMAO! Only you would get a pick up line like that one girlfriend. Now, what you should have probably done was to start speaking in (play-play) tongues to him. See, if he knew what was Biblically correct, in order for someone to speak in tongues, there needs to be an interpreter present. If you didn’t understand a word he said and he was merely babbling, which it sounds like he was, you should have gone kung fu, cracking your neck from side to side, and changed your accent, start babbling stuff back at him, then start humming. His ass would have left quickly! 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

  4. Wow, “I have my own business and I’m a millionaire “! Does that crap actually work ? Good post Bella, it might make some women think about the bull they hear.

    1. Unfortunately I think it does work on a woman that my be in need of help. But I wish the women knew that these losers say it to anyone they see!!!

  5. It’s so embarrassing what some men believe and how they behave. I am thankful I never had a rap. It was conversation without lines and I learned more that way.

  6. I can honestly I’ve never used a line……but yes, I’ve heard buddies use them….sometimes seriously, or knowing full well how awful the one used was……I want to say I’ve used your pace or mine, but never had the guts to?………

  7. Dear Belladonna. I learn very young. Women don’t want desperate and begging men. When I didn’t care about dating. I got dates. I believe. Same with me. We don’t want desperate women.

      1. Hello Belladonna. Be old fashion, I tell the young ones. Talk, do activities and a movie/dinner. Have some fun. Good evening from Michigan.

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