Repost because , well why not!
Men, this post is for you!!!
Well, let me clarify which type of man I’m referring to. This is for the men that feel the need to walk past a woman and say, “Damnnnnnnn, you’re thick.”
Okay, now that I’m writing this, It’s dawned on me that those men probably can’t read or can read but rather watch porn.
The other day I was in the city minding my own business. I had a bunch of coupons in my hand and all of my products in my cart. But before I ended my shopping trip, I made one last stop by the makeup section in CVS. And that’s when I saw Mr. Charming! He was licking his lips ( I HATE THAT); he glared at me with his beady red eyes and gave me a wink and a crooked smile.
I rolled my eyes!
He pretended to look at eye shadow.
I peaked over to see the color he chose and thought, “sir, bluish-green is not your best choice, but whatever do you.”
You may have guessed he wasn’t looking at that eye shadow. Instead, he slowly edged my way and said, “damn little mama, you sure are thick.”
I took my cart and began slamming it into him repeatedly. Then, finally, I stomped on his face once he was down on the ground, and I yelled I might be thick, but you only have two teeth. Okay, maybe I didn’t do that, but I really wanted to. I had a quick mental flash of performing those acts, and it was so gratifying.
Instead, I said nothing; I just walked away. And that pissed me off even more. I hate that “crappy” men feel they can say anything to a woman, and me being a woman, MUST consider that this guy may be a lunatic with a gun, and you could possibly be his next victim.
I hate going into the city!
Rant over…..Happy Wednesday!
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