Can I see your credentials, please?
At least that’s what I felt like writing in my community group chat. I have thought about deleting myself from the conversation. But I want an instant notification if there is a break-in or any other concerning issues within my community. However, my neighbors are testing my patients.
Not only do they constantly send out messages about “suspicious vehicles” that seem to be driving slowly in the neighborhood. Then, after a flood of messages, we learn that the car belongs to a friend within the community.
I swear they are paranoid and downright annoying!
To add to their already irritating behavior, they now have become judges. Now I don’t know who the judges are precisely, but they go around the neighborhood and see who has the best lawns, Halloween, and Christmas decorations. I think you can tell by my pisstivity that I’ve never won any of the contests. And let me add, my lawn is immaculate with beautiful flowers, my holiday decorations are always above and beyond. Yet here I am…. still a loser!
So you can imagine my reaction when a message appears on the community group chat this weekend that read;
And the winners for the best Christmas decorations are…… NOT ME!
So naturally, I hopped in my car and began cruising through my hood to compare all the decorations. Needless to say, they did not outdo me, not even close. In fact, one of the winners had the skimpiest lights on their bushes, and a tired-looking little reindeer that looked like a child built it.
You may not be beable to tell, but I’m over it…. okay, kind of. First, however, I need to know who these so-called judges are and then take a peep at their credentials. Then maybe just maybe I’ll be content with losing.
But more importantly I really want to know….”who hired ya’ll “?!!
You could have chosen any blog to read, but you chose mine, and I’m honored!
~Belladonna~
We’re living in a covidiots time, crossing your fingers and bury the hatchet. Kisses
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Yes!!! I agree and I’ll bury it 💁🏽♀️ I guess 🤪😂
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😂
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🤣 I feel better about it today!
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Yup going better day to day and hats off!
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Yes!!!!!! 💖 Have a great Wednesday
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All the best and happy Wed. Kisses from Spain !
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Ohhh wow Spain!!!! Nice 😍😍😍😍
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🙂 Take care and come on!
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Haha. Don’t hurt anyone, Bella! Folks are indeed tripping this year, HARD.
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Girl!!!! Tell me about it. I can’t tell you how many people get my side eye 🤣
I need to stay in doors for awhile!
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🤣😂😆
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This post is so funny. The contest was probably run by a select group of folks in your neighborhood that wanted to make browny points with their associates. You probably didn’t even make the contestant list.
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^^^ this
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💖💖💖
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You know what!!! You are probably right. I’m going wife and beyond with Lawn care and they probably aren’t even paying attention to my yard! 😩🤦🏽♀️
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That is annoying!
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It really is!! Im getting looked over… little jerks! 🤣
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Lol. ❤
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Oh you just gave me a good old laugh.
Neighbours are hilarious and some have spilt pesonalities
Nevermind I’m sure your decorations are very pretty.
Seasonal greetings to you
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!!
Yes very split. Happy Holidays to you 🎄🎄
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😂😂
You too
And have a wonderful day.
My battery is about to die.
🎄🎄🎄
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Oh no! Can’t have that 😕
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You sweet
Thanks Bella🙂
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Urghh the judges are probably bias or the winner is rigged- that’s usually how these things go and it’s so annoying because it sucks the fun out them!
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Yes!!!!!!! That’s how I feel. I think it’s fun to compete and try to out do each other but not if the judges are being unfair.
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Yeah exactly! It’s fun to compete but what’s the point if the judges are bias.
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Exactly 👊🏽
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You aren’t in the club. Don’t worry about it because you wouldn’t want to join th Snobby Neighbor Society.
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I really don’t! I’m the type of neighbor that would rather be left alone. I don’t like a lot of boring chit chat, it makes me feel itchy 🤣
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It’s thesame for me. I didn’ get into a lot of clicks at work because I found it made me itchy to try to fit into the social setting. I found the atmosphere stifling.
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Yes!!!!!! They are mostly fake; smile in everyone’s face and then gossip as soon as they walk away. I have never been able to be around that.
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The sad thing is it can cost you if you don’t play the game. They call you stand offish and odd.
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That’s fine with me! I am a little and stand offish 🤣
Seriously your right. But those same individuals will have things to say regardless 🤦🏽♀️
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👌👌👌✒️🤔😠….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Bravo dear💖
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!!!!
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🤣I completely saw you walking around the room and kicking in your chairs🤣🤣❤️
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you definitely know me!
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