Gentelmen Start Your Engines and May The Best Lady Win!

I can not tell you how much I love me some RuPaul. I remember when she first became a huge star, and strutted down that runway on MTV.

I was SHOCKED when my friend told me that she was a man. I said there is no way all that beautifulness could be a man. Once my friend was proven to be right, I said, “okay, I have to be like that. When RuPaul walks into the room, she owns it and steals the show! Now I’m not the type to want to steal the show, nor is that a goal. BUT I love it when I’m all dolled up, and my husband goes on and on.

Now that I LOVE!

However, I have never mastered how to do all the makeup tricks that a Diva Drag Queen has nailed. And sometimes I wonder if I will ever get it. So here I am watching the 8th season of “Rupaul’s Drag Race”, and damnit these ladies keep getting more and more beautiful. And don’t get me started on how obsessed I am with the way they walk down the runway.

All that sass!

Either you have it,

~or ~

you don’t.

I think I have it. I’m pretty sure I have it. I’m just lazy, well not lazy, but…. oh hell, yes, I’m lazy when it comes to focusing on making me pretty. So I figure if I watch ” RuPaul’s Drag Race,” then I will work harder on taking time to make me feel pretty. Because here’s what I know for sure. I am so sick of watching this show and feeling ugly and dumpy.

Now with that being said, on Saturday, I put a little pep in my step. I dragged my “looking a mess self” into the bathroom and said, “this is the day I channel that inner DIVA.” Then, I took one last look in the mirror, and I’m like, well damn it. Look at that mess!


Lord knows I try! But I fail every time. That was until tonight.

Tonight I am going out with my husband, and I am about to be flawless and fierce. Checkout my must do’s.


  • Shave my legs
  • Paint my toenails
  • Maybe wear an up hairstyle
  • Spend at least 35 minutes on my makeup
  • Pick out an outfit that will knock the socks off of my husband
  • Must stay focused and not get sleepy

The last one on my must-do list will most definitely be a challenge. I can’t help the fact that I’m ready for PJ’s and warm coffee by 8:00.

Wish me luck as I attempt to start my engine!

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4 Replies to “Gentelmen Start Your Engines and May The Best Lady Win!”

  1. I love Ru also. She’s my spirit animal! 😊 You got this. I know you can step up to the challenge. Just think of other women checking your hubby out for motivation.

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